Title: Tapping and Anderson
Author: Jemma Rhodes
E-mail: jemme_ring@yahoo.co.uk
Website: http://samandjackshouse.bravepages.com/
Story Status: Complete
Series/Sequel Info: None
Season: Any
Spoilers: None
Categories: Humour, real life actor situation.
Pairings: None really…maybe any relationship Sam Carter has had on the show.
Rating: PG13
Content Warnings: Language
Summary: Amanda Tapping and RDA waiting to go on set.
Archive Permissions: My site, Jackfic, Carterfic, Heliopolis, SJD yes. Anyone else please ask!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters relating to Stargate. They belong to MGM and any of their associates. I'm just playing around with them for a little while! Amanda Tapping and Richard Dean Anderson are not my friends! Most likely if they read this they'd think I was nuts!
File Size: 29 KB
Authors Note: This is utterly…utterly random! Inspired by a behind the scenes thing I watched today. Nothing is meant to be implied by this fic, so please take it in the lighthearted way it was intended. Absolutely no infringement is meant upon the actors themselves. I've never met them! I don't know what they're really like!
Date: 16/02/2003


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"Geez…can you believe that?"
"I know…what a waste of perfectly good ice cream," Amanda replied whilst opening the tub of mint choc-chip in her hand. Rick raised an eyebrow at her.
"What?" she yelled innocently. "This is completely different!!"
"Oh, and how exactly?" he queried whilst biting the shell off a sunflower seed.
"Well…I'm eating ice cream for my dessert. *She*," Amanda said whilst pointing at the TV screen. "Is eating it because she's love sick over that son of a bitch Jack O'Neill!"
"Ya know…Jack has just broken her heart…again!" Rick said quietly.
"Yeah, well, the woman needs to get some bloody stamina and stick up for herself!"
"Oi! Easy there cow girl or I'll call your husband!" Rick said humorously.
"You can't! We're due on set in five minutes!" Amanda replied smugly.
"Yeah, well…lets just see if Sam Carter can keep one of her *boyfriends* alive this week, shall we?"
"Well I don't know, why don't you go ask Brad what he's got in store for me today or how I'll be bestowing the 'Black Widows Curse'?"
Rick laughed and spat sunflower seeds in her ice cream by accident.
"Oh bloody hell Rick!"
"Hey! Sorry!" he said defensively, throwing up his hands in surrender, reaching over to pick out the seeds of her ice cream.
Amanda glared at him.
"No wonder Sam Carter has fallen for that Jack O'Neill. If he's anything like you he's a typical pain in the ass male!"
"Ouch! I'm hurt!"
"Yeah, well…just wait till we're on set later. You'd better hope we have some nice scenes today…"

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